While Walking around campus

Friend:  *Awkwardly keeps grabbing crotchel area*

Me: …you okay?

Friend:  I don’t care, I’m gonna scratch my balls.

Me:  Alright…….

Friend:  You’re pubes are so itchy after you shave.

Me: Uh, yeah…glad that you, uh…manscape.

Friend:  I’m so glad you are comfortable with this.

Me: *Nods* Maybe we’re too comfortable with each other.

Friend:  Nah!

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