While Walking around campus
Friend: *Awkwardly keeps grabbing crotchel area*
Me: …you okay?
Friend: I don’t care, I’m gonna scratch my balls.
Friend: You’re pubes are so itchy after you shave.
Me: Uh, yeah…glad that you, uh…manscape.
Friend: I’m so glad you are comfortable with this.
Me: *Nods* Maybe we’re too comfortable with each other.